Date: 11/21/2019
By Chaos/SSJ
It started with me making a bowl of cereal but i had no bowls and i found this large thing. I poured cereal in it and the last of the milk and when i picked it up I realized there wasnt a bottom to it. I decided to go to the store to get some more milk but i was being arrested for a misunderstanding. I decide if i was going to jail it would be for something I actually did. So i jumped off the floor i was on and down to the one under me. But before i did i grabbed on to the floor i jumped off of and waited for the police to get under me. Once they were i showed them my muscles by pulling myself up and letting go and catching myself with the next rail until i made it back up. The police started running back up the the second floor and everyone else thought it was some sort of play because the police had no weapons. Everyone wanted to join in the fun and was trying to hide me in plain site by standing in front of me. First I thought they were just trying to help cause i knew them from school but then I realized they were laughing at the police and moving to see where they were even though it would reveal me. It was fun for me too. The police ran upstairs and back down multiple times and everyone was laughing hard. The policeman ran into the room i was hiding in and i ran out and jumped over some rails and landed on the first floor. Then i saw another police officer with a whole army of hippos trained for stuff like this. They tried to run at me so i jumped onto one and jumped back onto the rails of the second floor. The officer had me surrounded. Underneath me were hippos ready to bite me and above me was an officer ready to take me to jail. Everyone was staring at me intensely waiting to see how the play went out. So I grabbed the police officer above me and pushed him to the ground and tied him up with white ribbons and made it look like a wedding. I picked him up carried him to a safer part of the first floor to a car rental shop and stole a car and drove off as everyone cheered on how the wedding went. After that i got a divorce by jumping out the car and idk what happened to him.