MIB but with cryptids

Date: 5/11/2018

(Sorry about the caps, this is a copy paste) OKAY SO I WAS A SHORT KID IN LIKE HIGHSCHOOL WHO WAS NORMAL AND SHIT BUT I REALLY WANTED TO BE APART OF THIS COOL SPECIAL POLICE TYPE OF PEOPLE LIKE MIB BUT FOR CRYPTIDS AND THINGS LIKE THAT AND I THOUGHT I WOULD BE THE BOMB AT IT BECAUSE EVERYTIME ID BE AROUND A CRYPTID OR FABLE MY NOSE WOULD CLOG UP AND ID JUST GET THE WORST ALLERGIC REACTION. I WAS LIKE A CRYPTID ALARM. SO I SIGNED UP TO GO ON A SCHOOL TRIP WITH THEM FOR A “DAY” AND WAS HELLA EXCITED EXPECT FOR WHEN I LEARNED THAT LITERALLY ONLY OTHER CRYPTIDS AND MONSTERS WERE ALLOWED TO APPLY SO MY DUMBASS WAS SNEEZING ON THE BUS RIDE TO THE PLACE AND EVEN WHEN I GOT OFF THE BUS THEY WERE LIKE “okay so how many humans got on the bus” AND I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND, THEY ASSIGNED ME TO AN ACTUAL FIELD OFFICER (which was cool) AND THEN I CONTINUED WITH THEM. (to clarify i wasnt allergic to the cryptids but i was allergic to the glamor they used to pass off as humans) SO THE MINUTE WE GOT INSIDE THIS SMALL LITTLE BUILDING IT WAS LIKE MEGA EXPANDED LIKE A HARRY POTTER EXPANDO MAGICO THING SO IM LIKE GEEKING OUT CAUSE THAT WAS A CHARACTER TRAIT AND THE SECOND I OPEN A DOOR IT TRANSPORTED ME TO A SWAMP LIKE AREA AND I WAS FREAKING OUT BUT THE SHORT LITTLE FUCK I WAS PORTRAYING WAS SO MESMERIZED. I TRAVERSED THIS ENTIRE SWAMP JUNGLE, GOT PAST GIANT ALLIGATORS BY GIVING THEM BELLY SCRATCHES, AND PASSED BY A CANNIBAL TRIBE OF MONKEY CRYTIDS BY TELLING THEM I WAS FULL OF POOP AND THAT ID GIVE THEM TUMMY ACHES. SO I FINALLY MADE IT TO ANOTHER DOOR (AFTER LIKE 5 DAYS OF BEING IN THIS SWAMP) AND WHEN I DID I WAS TELEPORTED INTO A NORMAL OFFICE SPACE WITH A REALLY FAMOUS FIELD AGENT THERE. SHE LOOKED AT ME LIKE I WAS CRAZY AND SHE WAS LIKE “were you apart of that group that left like a week ago?” AND I NODDED AND SMILED LIKE HELL YEAH I WAS AND THEN SHE WAS LIKE “wheres your field buddy?????” AND I SHRUGGED CAUSE I DIDNT THINK HE CAME THROUGH THE DOOR WITH ME. AND SHE WAS LIKE “You were in the amazon jungle for a week???? By yourself?????? And youre not dead????” AND I NODDED AND TOLD HER THAT THE GIANT GATORS WERE CUTE AND THAT THE MONKEY PEOPLE LIKED ME AND SHE LOOKED MORE SHOCKED BUT A LIL IMPRESSED SO LIKE LONG STORY SHORT I GOT THE JOB AND I WAS NOT THE YOUNGEST FIELD AGENT TO EVER BE HIRED IN THIS COMPANY