My crazy as hell neighbor

Date: 6/20/2018

I was a cool, butch lesbian. And there was a new guy next door who was old af and he came over telling my fam I was a dirty sinning dirt bag. So, I beat him up, and kicked him out. Later he was at his house and we saw his daughter who was gay AF! My sister and her started hanging out and magically they became girlfriends. Like my STRAIGHT sister got a girlfriend before ME. And then the old man apologized and said I could come over, with them, for a sleepover. So I did and he turned out to be addicted to lesbians from the look of the insane de of his house. And I was freaking out because he had just left with my sis and his daughter to go get snacks at the store and the door was locked. + all the adults were next door at my family house taking Jell-O shots. Eventually my mom got suspicious and I was yelling because this guy was cray and she helped me break out by busting the door open. I never found out what happened to my sister..