Accidentally Majored in "Golf"

Date: 7/5/2019

I started attending a local community college to make up for the last 3-4 classes I needed to complete my degree requirements. On the first day of classes I noticed that all my classes were golf-related. I looked at my application for the school and realized that one of the questions had been "Choose your major only by drawing a picture." I had drawn a hand making a thumbs-down motion (👎🏻) but when I looked closely I had realized that the drawing could be viewed as a stick figure in the middle of a golf swing and that's how I ended up in golf classes. Later on there was a competition for who would be elected class president. I was running against a man who was severely mentally disabled. He was very nice but his IQ was comparable to that of a 3-year-old child. We were at an assembly where all the tallies were being projected on to a screen live. Every single person voted for him and I only got one vote, and it was from myself. They showed who voted each way and I didn't know it was going to be like that, I was so embarrassed that everyone could see that I voted for myself.