Date: 8/21/2018
By daisxx
on some weird dating show held in a hospital / train station / hotel??? except in the room was also a staircase and a sports hall. things were happening ok. loads of people i know and all getting together to like stay in the show thing. loads of them were happily gay and they are very not gay irl but i was happy for them!! walking through hotel thing and we’re in croatia apparently. i dont live in croatia rn. then go to hospital/train station and NO ONE is coupling up with me im so offended??? like not even ugly people are choosing me and im so mad. pals are like omg why arent u picking daisy and they’re like do yall hear sumn?? but then. king of my heart figure skater keiji tanaka is there??? he was wearing fellini medley costume and standing against a wall looking fine as hell with those cheekbones. (google him) if u chose him u only got two points ((apparently we need points now)) but i could deal with that. happy. everyone is like damn... who that then i realise that we dont have a shared language and go and make a mental note to go and buy a japanese language guide from amazon. however, good things come to those who wait lads. blah blah walked out and then i had to take someones temperature with an alarm clock? it showed she had a temperature of 68*C and i was like to be honest ur enzymes and therefore u would be dead at this point so i think this is broken go and get a thermometer that isnt an alarm clock. then i woke up