Oblivious and half dead

Date: 6/30/2018

By tjhj

I was out with my friend all day and hat night we stopped to get food. The clerk was hella snarky for some reason but whatever. We get to my friends house, we smoke, she kicks me out cause she’s tired and I walk home, happy as can be. My high winds down like 4 blocks from home so I decide to take a bus. Missed like two. The third one stops and after a few seconds opens the door. I hop on and he laughs incredulously. “There’s a guy with a machine gun and like a 1000 bullets on this bus.” Without looking I hop off and then check to see he was serious. This dude had a huge machine gun on a stand with a swivel. He starts firing and I dive under the bus. The bus drives off eventually. I stand and see news vans everywhere. I race back to my house and lay down. After a while I realize I was shot in my stomach. My belly was distended and I call 911. I think I handled the whole dying thing well, though the bulging belly and pain was difficult. Anyway, I woke up.