Date: 8/15/2019
By stombell
I watched a clip of a Spiderman movie and then the Today show came on with a report of how 2 women had been sexually assaulted by this one guy. My wife was with me at this point and we watched this together. It showed POV footage of him sneaking up on women while in a tanning booth or something while he was jacking off and rubbing his sperm on her. And the footage showed his erect penis and everything. Then it cut to an airport where the reporter interviewed a co-worker of this guy, like they knew who he was and had caught him. And the reporter was cussing in his report and I kept thinking I can't believe they showed all this. Then my wife and I were driving around and she starts telling me about something she saw on a website. I started teasing her that this was one of her dating websites and I started tickling her and said, "Just how I like you: soft on the outside; firm on the inside." One of our daughters walked by behind us like we were sitting on a couch (weren't we just in a car?) and an African American young man got in the car (back in a car!) to drive us somewhere. I started telling my wife about the Spiderman clip and couldn't help wanting to be Spiderman or Miles Morales. But I didn't mention Miles because I didn't want our driver to think I had mentioned Miles because of him. And then I saw a very fluffy yellow lab puppy running down the street who looked like young Simba. As we drove, it looked like he came out of the only house that had a lot of activity and people and it seemed like they were having brunch, only they were all dressed up in black like at a funeral and I thought that was an odd time of day to have a wake.