Date: 5/18/2017
By brookethegreat
I was living in a house with Marzie. Someone came over for dinner - I think it was Sarah Urist Green, but she looked different. We were having a nice time, but our dinner was interrupted by this basilisk-sized earthworm in our house. Luckily we all turned out to be pretty good with a sword, so we slayed the beast. We cut it into slices and cooked it up into delicious worm sausage.