Harvest Day

Date: 7/5/2017

By drunchee

I'm in a space station, but the station is just above the clouds, floating. On board is a monster, that looks like a light-skin attractive, teenage girl in a black, tight dress. Turns out there's two of these hot monster women on board, and they have a huge feud. When they spot each other, I bolt. I didn't want to be in the middle of a hot monster battle. So eventually more weird stuff starts to happen. A watermelon starts to grow from the tile ground, and somehow I know this is a special type meant for carving like a jack-o-lantern. Then, a voice from the speaker tells me that instead of the 4th of July, up above the clouds they celebrate Harvest Day, a Thanksgiving like holiday. Naturally, I start spotting more and more fall plants and thanksgiving foods. I even recall seeing a turkey gobbleing in my neighbors yard before I was on the space station. The lights start to go out. Suddenly it's pitch black. From a distance I can hear Eric Andre's voice giving an interview, but it's echoey. I'm with a man who can apparently hear very well, cause he indentifies their voices but also some additional voices, like the voice of a child and a construction worker, which I didn't hear at all. There's an abyss in front of us, negating us from getting to Eric. We'd have to celebrate Harvest Day without him.