ate my computer

Date: 3/24/2018

it was like 3am and i was peckish. only thing around was a big yummy cookie or my computer. a cookie doesn’t have enough nutrients, and i wanted a full meal, so i ate pieces of my macbook air. it was crunchy, but tasted pretty good. the next morning i went to use it and it was slow, glitchy, then it stopped working all together and prompted me to buy a macbook pro.