Slugs in my Shoes

Date: 10/5/2016

I just woke up from a dream in which I tried to put my work shoes on but there were big striped slugs in them and I started screaming and I ran back into my room and Detrick and Dr. Davies were in my room and I was hysterical and like "LOOK AT THESE GIANT SLUGS EW I NEED TO GET THEM OUT" and I threw them on the ground and they laughed and Dr. Davies said "you're overreacting" and I said "nooo, they have giant yellow stripes that means they are poisonous" and he just laughed again. And as we spoke tiny little men wearing orange construction vests and hard hats appeared and began beheading the slugs in my shoes with tiny axes. Long story short I was late for my first day of work because of this. I think it's needless to say I'm a little nervous for this job :P