Date: 11/20/2018
By somejackasswhohasreallyweirddreams
I found out there was a pool at my school, so at lunch, I went swimming in it as another kid got jealous because my English class was about to have a pizza party, so I offered to give him my pizza, but when I told him what kind of pizza I was having which was Italian sausage, he threw up right in the pool because he thought Italian sausage was made out of puke as the teacher made us all stand in one corner.