Strange Happenings...

Date: 10/23/2017

My friend, Ash, was pouring a large tin of spaghetti bolgnaise in her hair in the middle of Morrisons. “Look how long and pretty my hair is!” She gushed. We then got told off by one of the supermarket workers who was enraged by the mess she had made on the floor. Ash swept it up with a dustpan and brush and then asked if she could take it home in a doggy bag for later. 😳 Next scene; I was a part of a murder mystery. When I got back to my house there were police everywhere, but despite not remembering a thing, I felt like I had been involved in some ‘bad’ way. I pulled up the legs of my jeans up and I saw that I was covered bandaged, cuts and bruises. “What the fuck happened?!” I pondered. Next scene; I was in town with group of young people (they must have been in their teens) who I didn’t know from Adam. They were self-involved and materialistic. Not my type of people at all. One of the girls kept taking selfies and editing them so much, they didn’t look a thing like her. I rolled my eyes. Next scene; I was lying on a bed, outside, with my new ‘bestie’ Katherine Bray (who I went to school with) and she hadn’t grown up one bit, despite having feet the size of a giant’s. She was telling me how she was still living with her parents and getting a lift to school everyday. “But we’re 30 years old!” I remember thinking. Next scene; I was in St Margaret’s which looked more like a large hospital. I was having trouble manoeuvring this dog around. Dogs weren’t allowed in the hospice and I had to get him out. It was no use though... he was too big and much stronger than I was, so he broke free and ran off down the wards. I gave up in the end and walked over to where a bunch of Halloween-styled cakes were. “Oooo, these look sooo good!” I beamed. Was I meant to make one too? Oops! Everyone had put in so much effort and I felt rather guilty. “You can buy mine!” One of the lady’s I work with, said. It was massive and it even had lights ...completely overboard, but kind of cool. “Ummm...” I wasn’t sure whether I wanted such a huge cake. “Or I’ll make you one of my bracelets!” She added. She wasn’t taking a no for an answer, so I stupidly agreed. It looked cheap and nasty.