My dad’s gay zombie wedding

Date: 12/9/2019

So my mom and her family were all in Hawaii, and so was I. Well I heard my dad was going to be in a wedding and he was going to get married to a man, but the rumors I were hearing couldn’t be trusted, so I decided to surprise him, and booked a flight from Hawaii to LAX, where the wedding was. I found his hotel, hid behind a vase of flowers when I saw him heading up in the elevator. I snuck up behind his and gave him a hug. He was happy but not as happy as I thought. I asked if he was getting married and he said of course not. I was disappointed and waited in the lobby until night. It was then I realized a man had been staring at me from behind a cracked door the whole time. My dad went to him, and the man said my dad was his husband. My dad hadn’t wanted to tell me but he HAD gotten married to this guy. I told them I was happy and left them in their room. I went up to my dad’s room which was on floor 2W, because there were so many floors that they had run out of numbers and started using letters. And this elevator was like turbo because If you were going down you would float because it was going so fast, and going up was awful. Anyway, it was at this point my mom realized I had been missing for two days, but hadn’t tried to contact me at all, which I knew meant she was pissed as all get up. Rip. I called her and she was really mad that I had left without telling her to go to Los Angeles of all places. She calmed down enough to ask if I had bought tickets back. I hadn’t, so I bought some expensive tickets back home from LAX since we had to be back in less time than it was worth to go back to Hawaii. Once I was on my dad’s floor, the bellhop and maid met me and started talking. Then the next day my dad and I were in front of the elevator when the bell hop and maid started acting funny. That’s when I realized they were zombies and wanted to eat me, except they could still pretty much function at like 60% human. So this girl who appeared help me trap them in the elevator by saying “oh I’m about to go to the lobby... in the ELEVATOR” and the zombies got in the elevator after which I duct taped the doors shut before they could do anything. I realized I needed to escape so I went searching and found all my classmates and various other kids at basically this swamp cabin resort that had a lazy river/most surrounding it. I met this girl who I swear I know and she told me everything that happened and helped me navigate the giant mansion in the swamp. Apparently, according to her, some famous singer’s boyfriend was patient zero, and she was here at the party/refuge. Later, I heard her in the bathroom becoming a zombie, freaky. Bryce was also there in a towel hanging out on a veranda and was chilling at the lazy river moat thing. The next day we went to a meeting held by the girl who was helping me and it was basically group therapy. However this guy said “I’m not sorry for the apocalypse because it’s given me all these BABES!!” Except he was old so it was weird. This woman stood up and was like “not me” and I guess her wife was sitting next to her because she called to tell the other woman she would be right behind her and meet her in their suite. But the first woman who was walking away, her footsteps started smoking and then the whole deck we were on gave out from beneath us. It was a relatively shallow lazy river but for some reason there was a race to the “safe” part of the resort. I won over lea Michele the actress and apparently the guide girl from earlier had planned this because she was trying to get us all in shape.then I woke up.