Date Night of Flowers, Ruined

Date: 5/11/2018

I was waiting for my friend Julia by a small stone bridge, we were going out on a date. I was looking dapper, feeling dapper too! Brown sport jacket, bow tie, freshly polished leather shoes on and just the right amount of hair putty to keep that side part in place. I look around to take it all in. The town was beautiful and bustling! Vintage, classy, very reminiscent of Amsterdam, with a dash of old London. Narrow, cobble stone ally ways winding between the old buildings; wooden house boats tethered up along the thin rivers, round glowing port holes lining their sides. The people were as lively as the town, walking along laughing and smiling, bikes bumping slowly along on the old, stone roads, trams packed full of people sliding merrily along on their tracks. Lanterns illuminating little café fronts, coloured lengths of bunting flags decorating tree and masonry alike. Pretty much the coolest, classiest place that never existed. 'What a town!' I think to myself. I turn and see Julia clip-clopping down the ally in her heels. Flowing navy dress, hair done up in a fashionable manner. "Julia, looking stunning my dear!" I call out as she approaches. "Thank you, I hope you don't mind if Sam joins us?" I look over her shoulder to see Sam trotting along behind. "Not at all!" I did mind, I minded a lot. We head into the heart of the town, there was what looked like a flower festival on, or something to that effect. Flowers everywhere! Up the sides of the buildings, along the streets even floating down the rivers. We stop to admire a flower arrangement. Next moment Sam steps forward, pulls a handful of the flowers out of the display and crams them in his mouth! "Sam! Spit those flowers out!" He marched around, arms waving in the air, spitting flowers out at people as he went. We pulled him away and left the scene. We decide to stop at another flower display, there were many people crowding around this one, a big, orange flower at its centre. It was huge! And had a kind of glowing aura to it, magical looking. Once again, Sam pushed through the people and with two hands pulls the big flower out of it's display. To the shock of Julia, myself and everyone watching he slams it into his crotch and starts to hump it!! Gasps and shouts ripple through the crowd, I think one woman fainted. He then swung it around and slammed it into the ground, like he'd just scored a touch down. The crowd all walked away and the street went dark, the beautiful town looked like any other normal place now. I look around, everyone was gone.