me and Tucker are playing real life BF2

Date: 10/26/2016

Me and Tucker are playing a real life version of battlefield 2 and we are on the same team. We pushed on our initial advance through a tank field, but Jonathan Librum was sneaking behind enemy lines. Since I know him, I wanted to shelter him so that we could survive the battle together. Eventually I was crawling around in brush and walking down trails to find him, but I couldn't. Afterwards, Tucker and I just dicked around for 20 mins or so. Now, it is night time and he is showing me this stupid owl puppet that he got because he thinks it's cool. I don't care, so I went back to my tent to grab a rifle with a laser pointer, some match heads, and a few sticks. Tucker told me in his retard voice that "sometimes matches don't work in battlefield because matches are retawdawwww" and right as we walked away from our tent, an enemy laser pointer was shown as it would be in the game. We walked away and Tucker started shining a spot light at an enemy tent while I looked for the other guy. Tucker screams out, "Tahm".... "I hit one of them in the face" and he was using a bow and arrow, so Tucker killed one of the first people. I asked him if he got a hit marker and he said "yaaaaaaa" and that was my dream.