Show in Limbo, Hitler Mask, and Chasing a Chump

Date: 7/29/2017

By dreamsnake

1) My band is waiting to play a show. We interact with members of the other bands for what seems like hours. The show never starts. 2) I am Hitler. Yeah, Hitler. I'm walking through a store in 1930s Germany. The customers in the store are delighted to see me and shake my hand. I buy a mask with Hitler's face on it for my next speech. 3) Suzy and I are walking through the suburbs observing Christmas decorations. A couple men are sitting outside of a nicely decorated house while one plays the guitar. The one with the guitar approaches me, handing me the instrument as if I know how to play. I tell him I don't know how to play, but sure enough, the sounds I make are musical. The men invite Suzy and I to take part in their fitness program, and we can't help but oblige. We start running around the neighborhood with them when suddenly they point at a kid (who we assume is their rival) and they start chasing him. To run faster, I crawl on my hands while my feet float in the air. We corner the kid, but we don't know what to do with him at that point.