Flood

Date: 10/18/2022

By alexwolfycat

I was trying to get to school but i was leaving my house and everything was insanely flooded so I was driving my boat. But the waters were so rough i was about to sink so i had to turn back. Then the flood went away but there was a lobster guarding my front door and then he turned into a half human half lobster and took a piss right in front of the door before he decided to leave. I was at the mall with my sister, marco, and carlos and there was a cat with opposable thumbs on its front two paws and my sister was shocked bc she’s never seen that before. the cats name was boots and i put the cat on my shoulders and it climbed on top of my head. it was so cute my sister and marco took a pic of me to show papi. Carlos spent all his money shopping and announced he only had $5 left so he was ready to leave. We were all ready to leave at that point but I didn’t really buy anything since last time i went to the mall i went all out shopping irl. I also argued with a worker at a restaurant bc they had the temperature thing to tell you if you’re sick based on your forehead but he wouldn’t place it properly on my forehead he just kinda waved it around and cleared me. But since i was feeling sick i genuinely wanted to know what my temperature was so i asked him to do it again and lmk what it says but he got so mad and went off on me so i went off back and then i called over his supervisor and told him the ordeal and his supervisor was this huge intimidating guy and he was pissed at his employee.