Worst Party Ever

Date: 7/7/2022

Worst party ever at my house. Old grumpy relatives complaining about the length of the slide show. I left that to G and he showed every plant picture he ever took. Should have edited it. SR was there and IL and a bunch of other computer geeks arguing over the history of the database, at times, violently. 1878 was the first real computer data compiler and if you don't know about that, you're an idiot. There was a beef-centred buffet on our side of the room but I felt more like chicken so I went to the opposite buffet. Got some bowls of red and blue liquid, not sure if it's food. Had care of someone's baby boy. Tried putting him in the swing but he cried and pooped. Seemed like a tyrant we had to serve. Kept me from focusing on guests and the party host should focus on the guests. Nobody was having a good time. Had to keep a big knife hidden close to me because there were stories of armed house invaders in the neighborhood.