Date: 4/21/2016
By The_Fish_God
My cousin was at McDonald chilling with some lbgt friends which is really strange because that's never his crowd irl. I walk into the restaurant and wave and order my food and get a straw (all of which or broken in their containers) i go back up to the cashier and ask for a straw and she gives me a receipt for a straw(?) I go back to my table only to see that the people sitting next to my table are now sitting at my table. I look around at the other tables to ensure it was my table and then approach them. One lady picks up my food which is in a container and rotates it till it's upside down in her hand asking what it is. I grab it from her and tell her it was my food I left at the table here before they moved to it. The other lady grabbed my tray with the soda and started tilting it so the soda would fall and telling me how to hold a tray while actually threatening to spill it. I grab the tray and counter her movements to hold it flat. She stands up after letting go and the cashier comes over with a bat because tension is rising. I let it go and go to the table behind them after grabbing my backpack but I get blocked off by the lady who is holding some weird hockey like stick that was laying around and swung to hit me. Somehow I have nothing in my hands and catch the object and twist it out of her hands and ask her to please resume back to eating since there is no reason to fight. She disobeys and pulls out a fake gun which the cashier then calls the police. I pretend to respond to the gun pointed in my face and when she's close enough I grab the gun and point it up and kick her elbow to release the plastic toy, then toss it aside. The cashier says police needs a money for a fine on something I "cheated" on before they could help. I scoffed. Cashier pulls out a real gun even though I had the situation under control and she asks for the find money again which I start talking in broken Japanese to confuse them and defuse the situation while thinking to myself. Unfortionately there was an employee who understood, and took the gun and said "oden" which made no sense so I said "what/Nani" and she pushed the gun against me while asking for the fine money of 30$ I already didn't like McDonald before this.