Baby Momma Nightmare

Date: 5/10/2020

By Bito

I had a dream I was at a restaurant. One of the walls at the restaurant had moving dots going in circles that looked like bugs. That wasn't the only weird thing tho. I was there eating with my mom but also a girl I didn't recognize nor ever met before who was supposedly carrying my child. This didn't even blow my mind and I acted like everything was fine. Even weirder, my mom acted like everything was fine despite her conservative ways. At some point my mom disappears and it's just me and baby momma. I don't remember her name and I didn't ask for it because I felt wrong asking. We leave the restaurant and head towards her car. We were surprised by how many people were waiting for us. My brother was there, my best bud B was there, and my cousin that I thought left Canada was also there. I said hi and we all got in the car. My baby momma was driving but I could tell things weren't right. She wasn't talking straight and her driving was becoming reckless. I remember her asking my friend if he knew what music was.. and she said it with a thick Midwest accent. I didn't care about that as much as the driving. We were in a tight residential street and Baby Momma was supposed to let oncoming cars pass by going into the parking side but she wouldn't do that. There was 2 REALLY close calls on head on collisions and after I screamed watch out so many times. I asked if I can drive. We switch seats and I get settled behind the wheel. This was a minivan and my brother, cousin and friend were all in the very back and my Baby Momma decided to also go in the very back. It got really quiet and it must've been the yelling done on my part so I apologized to baby momma if I upset her. I put on the seatbelt but it didn't look right. I take it off and do it again. This time the shoulder band disappeared. I take it off and do it again. This time there's an entirely new strap. I asked Baby Momma where this strap goes and she says something about six buckles. I gave her a confused look and she manoeuvres her way to the front to help me. I then realized this was the first time that I was actually getting a good look at her face. She was surprisingly quite beautiful - not my type but beautiful. She had blue eyes and cute freckles. Brown hair which she dyed blond at the ends. She also had such beautiful fair skin. So she finally straps me in and I didn't notice. I was looking at her and thought this is my life now... I'll be a father. I was thinking how I always talked about not having children but now that the responsibility represented itself, I was 100% in. I caressed her cute face and she then lied down on the floor. She held her stomach and said "let me move the baby over here", and twisted her belly to the side. The moment of adornment quickly ended and a scary reality took its place. I finally thought 'what if I can just close my eyes and open them just like this was a dream'. Lo and behold, that's exactly what I did and I woke up in my bed. A part of me was happy and another felt guilty cuz I left baby momma behind. It was a fading feeling. I'm so happy I'm awake. I had another dream I was at an amusement park with date. We were on a ride but mid way through the loopty loop, there was weird glitch in the Matrix and I swapped seats with baby girl. I asked her about it but she couldn't hear me. Everything was too loud. I decided to move on and ignore it. We were at this amusement park for so long that the sun came up. The park actually closed and we were locked in. I was kinda surprised and worried. Baby girl kinda panicked because we were on a high platform and the locked the stairway down. I remember sliding down a pole to get free. In another dream I think I was at my old home again. I was just waking up and I remember that my little sister was there, Arturito (from Money Heist) was there and also someone that resembled Ariana - who I haven't seen in a while so I excused the differences. This part of the dream started when Ariana "woke" me up to ask me for advice (...Who tf wants my advice?). That's when I realize Arturito was in my house. Ariana says that she thinks Arturito like her and she doesn't know if she should make a move. I'm so confused and disgusted that I tell her to do whatever she wants. After I got up and walked around and noticed the place looked really different, I couldn't help but notice the amount of PDA coming from Ariana and Arturito. We were indoors but I was still not having it. I started to punk Arturito a bit (dw he's despicable) and he seems to have taken it seriously. To set the scene, this guy has to have been 4 ft - pride must've been hurt - and he was actually trying to fight me. As much as I hate the guy, I didn't want to physically harm him. I deescalate the situation but this madlad takes his watch off, now suddenly the metallic band is as long asf and he starts swinging it. That's all I remember from this segment. In another dream there was a 90s dance show live with a bunch of kids I recognized from my elementary days. They were all dressed as 90s pop stars. I recognized MJ, Freddie Mercury, and prince. The others I had no clue.