Happy Danksgiving

Date: 11/28/2019

I pull-up to a marijuana dispensary on my mountain bike and walk my bike inside. Once I’m inside I leave my bike to the left of the entrance and start looking at product. Everything inside was real spread out and wasn’t familiar with the layout so I do a lap to see what I wanted. I asked where the concentrates were and followed the bud tender to the display case. I select some sugar and ask about badder pricing. The guy says “$11.50 a gram but 4 for $100”. Pricing seemed odd to me so I ask about edibles. He points across the room to another display case with some cake pops on top of it. I walk over and see chocolate bars in foil wrappers with “3 for $9.99” on them. As I look around more I notice the display adds have sushi in them. I’m thinking this is super weird and decide to check them time on my phone. I freak out when I see it’s 4:54pm and have missed Thanksgiving lunch. I gloom at my call and text history to see if anyone hit me up about lunch, but nobody did. Woke up almost instantly after realizing this is all a dream... Happy Thanksgiving... blaze up 🔥