Date: 11/19/2018
By anacognate
I was with my friend Natalie and we were “infiltrating” a group of local neo-nazis that I matched with on Tinder. We went to a few youth-group style meetings which was not horrible but uncomfortable racist language. It got very vivid for a scene when we showed up to a large old mini mansion and were met by a young blond German man in high boots with short hair who was going to indoctrinate us as white supremacists by using a GIANT purple vibrator to “stimulate ze vulva and clitoris during ze sacred right”. He talked for a while about our previous affiliation with the aryan brotherhood and Nat was to go first because of her “master race” genetics. I wandered off as she spoke to him more, trying to get comfortable with the idea. I found an old piano that had a “for white supremacists” version of cards against humanity that was super racist. I took a snap chat of it and went to show Natalie, but she had her coat on and was actively and politely revoking consent. I said something along the lines of “aw, ok. You sure? Usually they let you use it on them too” and she was like “yes, what the fuck? This guy is horrible”. I left with her, mildly disappointed that I wouldn’t be able to fuck a Nazi in the ass today.