I shit. Everywhere.

Date: 3/29/2018

I remember my family and I were driving around to try and find a place to eat. After a while of driving we found a really nice cafe/deli-like store. It was all nice and really elegant. Inside we start trying all these desserts. Cakes, cupcakes, cheesecakes. The whole shabam. Then we started eating these red pepper flake covered red peppers? It was weird and I don’t remember if I tried one or not. But like a bunch of random stuff was happening. Like misbehaved kids etc etc. When we got home I was forced to clean and de-lice some clothing. (I have never done this before and no one in my family has ever gotten lice) but my parents are just screaming at me and insulting me and stuff. After a while time skips and I’m holding a bunch of bags and I’m walking towards a bed. This is in my room but it was bigger and looked a little different. But as I’m fucking walking I shit myself??? All over the fucking floor. So naturally I start panicking and trying to clean it. But. It. Won’t. Work. So instead of cleaning the shit I SPREAD IT EVERYWHERE!! My parents start wondering why I’m not working, I get screamed at and am forced to tell them what happened. But like time skips again??? And now it’s just my mom and dad bringing giant cardboard stand ups of what looked like a mixture of Drake maybe Ice T holding some sign about reading. I don’t fucking know.