Billie

Date: 4/14/2019

I was arrested by an FBI agent and we were hanging out in a convenience store and he wanted me to help him catch some bad guys and when he saw one he just counted in Spanish and then he tackled one so I ran and saw one that was running and I noticed she had a nice ass so I ran and tackled her and when she turned around she kissed me and we started doing it and then I arrest her and then me and the FBI agent both want to buy something and I offer to pay but both of our money is in the car and he gives me the keys to go get it and I ask home “are you really going to trust me with the keys to your car” and he says if you steal my car I can unleash the full force of the American government on you so I go to the car and unlock it to get my money and then Billie Eillish runs up to the car with some other lady and the lady gets in the passenger seat and Billie just pushes me over and she slams on the gas peddle but I’m still steering the left door is still open because we’re both in the car and she tells me to take a left turn of of the street even though we’re going really fast and I turn left and I go flying out of the car but neither of them do so when I get out I meet elevens sister from stranger things, eight and I tell her I’m running away from the government and she says me too so we pull up our hoods and I get on her bike and we go to a dog shelter and while we sleep a lot of zombies that o can control walk in and lay down with us and I woke up