The one where I’m a student again in school

Date: 12/25/2021

By Ether_Erebus

Something happened and I was on my way to school. Dajinder’s mom was with me so I wa showing ghee how I take the bus at the go station. I got dropped off by mom and I ran to catch the bus. I saw a triple decker bus and was pretty confused. Anyways, I got onto the bus and it was set up weird in that people were facing one another like the back of a brampton transit bus. I started chatting with people on the bus - all people I knew because we’d either gone to UTM together or middle school or high-school or something. We were playing that game where there’s a word in the screen and you have to give the person clues as to what it is and they either push back our down to say they got it. We didn’t have a phone so we just made up words and held them up to our faces with paper. One of the words was rain, and the other was window or something. I gave clues for both and won both rounds. Then, we all had to get off the bus and change, i ran to my other bus and the lady was really nice and she gave us all airheads to eat. I sat down and started munching on one and I woke up. Then I went back to bed and essentially, met up with Ahmed and Loren to find a place someone wanted to go for their grad lunch. We met in a parking lot and said we would make our way there. For some reason, I was driving Natalia’s car. It was a small red Subaru. When I got in, I was going to use Waze and I realized the consol had a gps in it. I got in and started putting in the address to 1294 white gate rd. And for some reason, I was on the passenger side but driving. I pulled the car out of the parking lot and made my way over. The GOS stopped working. Then, I had to stop in the middle of traffic, put on my 4way signal (which for some reason was having a moment and didn’t want to work) and literally move the seats back and out of the way so I could move from the passenger seat to the drivers side. The car drive like a 2019 Honda Civic (really small wheel and just odd to hold. Felt like I was driving in a video game. Anyways, I got to school and I realized I was going the wrong way. So, I turned on wAze and that wouldn’t work either. I decided to leave Natalia’s car in the parking lot at school and give her the keys - before I did that, I contemplated filling up the gas but it was already at full so I would be adding nothing. I remember thinking “wow, so fuel efficient.” Somehow the car turned into a motorized scooter and I was trying my damn hardest to go. Natalia also had a fedex gps machine which I was using (again, idk why). I spent so much time running around and trying to get to where I needed to go, I look and see I got a message from Loren saying “I found the place pretty quickly. It was tricky since I had to go back and make a u-turn and then find some other streets.” And I was like “okay” and as I was driving my scooter down from Davis to P4, Gurkirat was there and being annoying and asking me what my grades where and I was just so tired from the whisk goose chase and didn’t want to talk to her. So I peddled the scooter (since the battery died) and tried to run away from her. Somehow, I found Loren and made my way to the restaurant with him. He was telling me that as he waited he got a massage and walked around some stores. I was like “yeah, sounds about right. Where’s Ahmed?” And Loren said “oh, I didn’t even think he was going to come tbh, didn’t think he’d find the place anyways or that he wanted to come.” I said okay and started walking to the restaurant with Loren in tow. I woke up. I knocked out again, and for some reason I’m back in school. Something happened before this (I had my own apartment or something and I was running in from there after having a coffee or something idk, it’s really fuzzy) and I go to UTM’s gym to change my clothes, and as I’m walking over, Samreet and I are at the corner of the college way and Mississauga rd. We were doing something and meet a girl telling us how to curl our hair. Samreet tells her this is her hair without finger coiling and then I coil her hair and show the other girl and she’s like “wow, your hair looks SOO good” and I was “yeah, I know”. Something else happened and I walk away and I accidentally walk into a game of catch between two people from high school. I just ignore them and keep walking. I get to the change rooms hallway and realize a few kids were sitting there, getting high and running away from what I now recognize to be recess I guess. They all move their chairs and get out. I stand there, with my bag in my hand and my leather jacket on waiting for them to hurry the fk up. As I’m waiting, I see a campus security officer standing there, and I go up to talk to him and he’s like “what are you doing in here? I’ve seen you around here before” and I say something about a game and he says “oh, so you’re not here to see me? I’m saddened by the revelation.” And his voice sounds exactly like Doug Judy from Brooklyn-99. I was talking to him about Jessica and why everyone knew her and then I woke up.