Yuri On Ice monologue

Date: 4/17/2017

All i remember is someone asking me if i knew any monologues and i said one of the monologues from Yaoi on the Rocks which was "What's up fam? I'm Yuri Katsuki! And my life's a dumpster fire. If it wasn't totally obvious, i may have just beefed the biggest skating event of my life in front of thousands of people! Cool right? I mean how many of you can say you placed below Figure Skating Raccoon...in anything...To be fair he did surprise me with that triple lutz but still sixth place isn't great! Ugh now i'm being negged by every fuckboy on twitter with an anime avatar and honestly it's not doing wonders for my self esteem. So if you'll excuse me, I'm about to have a good old fashioned bathroom cry." Yes it is a monologue i know and you don't understand how many times predictive text helped me write this right now.