God told me Reality is an Illusion

Date: 7/20/2019

By Evergrace

I was at some sort of convention in a hotel with my father walking around and I guess I died at some point. I eventually made it to the afterlife, and realized I couldn’t sin or think sexual thoughts if I wanted to go to Heaven. I tried hard not to, and I was let in. Heaven was a very colorful place filled with a lot of green and pink leafed giant trees: kinda felt like Naruto. I eventually asked God what the true nature of reality was, and he told me after what seemed like a bit of hesitation that reality was an illusion. After hearing that, the simulation disappeared and I woke up to some lobby area where I met Joe Rogan at the desk. He basically told me that my life was like a GTA game and he gave me the millions of dollars that I earned in the game. Afterwards, God let me change my life again, and this time I decided to live a life as Naruto. Pretty soon, I woke up though.