Date: 12/7/2016
By ass6ash
So my wife (current gf irl) has these weird dreams which supposedly means something. She's super interested about it. Jim Carrey also has somewhat similar dreams and gets to know my wife also gets them. So he comes to our place. My wife and Jim Carrey start talking in front of my house. I am a few feet away from them. Jim desperately wants to know what happens in my wife's dreams. She is hesitant to tell him about her dreams. He keeps insisting. Then he says that they're alike and they should get together sometime. He then touches her thighs. I see this, process the situation and decide to act violent. I get up in his face and ask him what the fuck he's doing. He's so scared that his face turns blue and black, I assume cuz the blood flow stopped to his face, he had some kinda weird disorder. Then I say chill out dude, then he backs off