Date: 1/14/2018
By astralArbitrary
I was in gym class, and it was wintertime. We were out in this big ass field with some enormous snowball, which we were going to get on top of and roll around to to the goal a la Super Mario Galaxy style and run back with a flag all the way back across the field on foot. We started, and I was shit at it so about one fourth of the way I fell off and didn’t feel like getting back up. I kind of just laid in the snow for a while while everyone else went to the goal and got the flags. Apparently, the flags were actually a single Yeezy, and some kids were throwing them forwards as they ran back to see if they could land over the finish line. One landed close to me, and I yelled, “The fuck’s this? These some gotdamn Yeezys? I ain’t goin’ a whole fuckin mile for some fuckin’ Yeezys.” I have no idea how I didn’t laugh it this. I picked up the one that landed next to me and threw it as far as I could to the side to deter the person who threw it, and did the same with a second shoe that landed close by. Then I woke up.