Date: 7/31/2018
By squidward
I went to this store with my mom to find my makeup shade. We sat at this table waiting to be called. The front desk called for "the one in a purple suit" and my mom got up even though she had no purple suit on. The girl next to us got up even though she wasn't wearing one either and she got there after us. She was the only other customer. They both gave my mom weird looks for standing up so my mom tried to play It off like she was just moving seats and I had to move too to be near her. Walking down the hallway after we finally got called, we met this large guy with dark skin in a suit and he was gonna be helping me find the shade. He demonstrated that he's almost died multiple times in the ocean while we were walking to his office. He showed that surfing on a pool floatie killed him so he started surfing on a pool floatie down the hallway. he shared that he had kids. He got them a spongebob bouncy house and then turned it into a pool floatie that was an island floatie and had a tropical tree. He had kids but didn't have custody. cardi b had custody of his kids so he gave the floatie to her. Cardi told him that he was a terrible dad and that he was abusive to the kids. A flashback type thing happened showing him being there for the kids and playing with them on the bouncy house and cardi ignoring them and only talking to them for pics. As soon as the talk on bouncy house stuff started he turned into Robert (from my school)