Date: 6/22/2020
By nateplusplus
I was watching a live news program where president Trump and all of his trusty followers believed they would survive if they jumped from a 50ft cliff. The president gave a short speech in typical jumbled Trump vocabulary. There was a orchestra playing dramatic, heavenly music. The crowd jumped off the cliff at once and landed in a heaping pile below. Moments passed, the cameras were fixed on the heaping pile of motionless bodies. A person from the news crew began shifting the bodies and checking their vitals. All of them died. I began laughing in complete shock, disbelief, but also in relief. I woke up, disappointed.