Huge Drink Umbrella

Date: 5/18/2019

I was cycling back from work I guess, back from somewhere. The traffic was really heavy and no cars were looking out for cyclists what so ever. Due to that I would have to weave in and out of alot of that traffic. This went on for what felt like an awfully long time. I then reach a cycle lane going straight through town. Someone had left their McDonalds drink right in the middle. I missed the drink but it had one of them cocktail umbrellas in it, but this one was huge. I accidentally clipped the umbrella as I passed and the drink fell on the floor. I knew this and carried on cycling anyway. It wasnt long till I had to stop to allow a bus to pass so I could then cross the road. The father of the boys drink came running over with a bunch of his other male friends looking all eastenders butch. By this time there are now five more cyclists, and the men are surrounding us. A father angrily says who knocked over the drink? No one answered so him and all his mates pulled out guns. One of these men started describing who they thought was the culprit for knocking the drink over. Turns out the person they were describing wasn't me but the guy in front of me on the bike. The way one of the guys we're gonna shoot him the bullet would have rebounded and hit me. So I said to the guys "I don't have time for this nonsense I'm leaving", been as they thought it wasn't me anyway. As I was about to go down the next road I turned to have a look at how the situation was going. There were some sort of arguing and shouting and one of the guys on bikes pointed towards my direction then all the men looked over at me. They now know it was me. I panicked at trying to cycle fast and snapped the chain to my bike. So I got off it and pushed it a couple of feet in front of me and began to climb a wall. I got to the top just as the guys got level with the bike. They seemed confused, some ran towards the end of the road thinking I had run away and a few of them stayed with the bike and the father of the boy thought that would have been too easy. As I peeked over at the top of this building he spotted me. Thus began a climb and chase. We were scaling up and down various buildings. I felt I wasnt very fast and as if I kept stopping to see where he was. When I should have been running. This went on for so long I jumped out of my body and fast forward the situation. Similar to fast forwarding a movie. I stopped when I came face to face with the father and his men caught up. We are all now the roof of an abandoned warehouse (doesn't look very safe). I told him "I only ran cos you guys all have guns. I wasnt going to stand around. Here that drink was only 99p have a tenner. Sorry for the inconvenience". He then complimented my climbing skills and then shot me once in the chest and another just below the shoulder. I fell down to the ground on my back which in turn made me fall through the roof, crashing through what I thought I may have counted as 3 floors down to the ground. He came running down the stairs to me. "You made my son cry, so you deserve to die" and kicked me I'm the face.