Cyanide and Happiness: New Mansion

Date: 8/31/2016

There's a small guy with spectacles in front of a crowd of people. They're all standing a little ways from a mansion with a giant fence around it. "Behold! My new mansion!" He says in a tremulous, nasally voice. Everyone claps methodically, smiles and says "Oh, yes." seriously like rich people at a country club. Suddenly this owl lookin-ass thing goes "SCRAWK!", swoops down and plucks him off the ground. It looks like it's gonna carry him over the fence, but it doesnt. It clips him just on the top. "BZZZZZT!" Electrocuted. He hits the ground on the side of the fence closer to the people in a bloody stain. Where his body fell a hole appears in the ground and his body falls in. It's glowing with green light coming out, and a giant evil green vortex starts shooting out of the top. One of the guys in the crowd had walked up and the mean lookin' owl perched on his shoulder. They merged and he sprouted demon wings from his back and his face stretched, got demonic-looking and he had a beak. He flew up in the air with the tornado and laughed maniacally as all the people got sucked into the vortex and into the hole. "You destroyed my home that I loved so much! Now you'll have a new home. In the underworld! Muahahahahaha!" The demon guy said. Everyone got sucked into the vortex except one lady who was clinging on to something. "But I don't want a new home! I want this one! With you!" She said. "What?!" He replied. "I love you!" He lost his demon face and floated to the ground in front of her, stopping the tornado. "But... I've been in love with you this whole time." They smiled and held hands. Then they lived happily ever after in the mansion and had demon babies.