Date: 1/16/2019
By TastesLikeWallpaper
I was with my friend Taylor. We were outside of my house on a reclining beach chair you'd see at a resort. She was sitting up on the chair, naked except for a hoodie she had on, and I was laying between her legs. I was about to eat her out. Taylor's not gay, so I'm pretty sure she was having second thoughts about me eating her out. I assumed she was using me because she wanted head. I didn't really care though, because I was using her to cross lesbian sex off my bucket list. Finally, she gave me the okay, so I kissed her things and trailed my fingers over them trying to relax her. After doing that for a while, I prepared to lick her. Right before I did that, she jumped and told me that my neighbors were coming home. I don't know why, but I didn't realize before that her being outside halfway naked was weird. My neighbors pulled into their driveway, and got out of their car. We were still in the lounge chair, frozen. They looked over, but they didn't look over because she was naked, they looked over because they noticed we were outside. They didn't even seem to notice she was naked. After that, they went inside. Dream 2: I came back home from somewhere, and as I apporached my door, I saw this guy in a Michael Myers mask who was trying to get into my house. This (oddly) did not scare me. Calmly, I pulled him away from the door and yanked him onto the ground, where we proceeded to wrestle. Eventually, I him pinned under me and sat on top of his back and I called the police. For some reason, the 911 number wasn't working, so I had to look up my local police station number and call them. It was kind of difficult because he kept squirming while I was on top of him.