So Joey Graceffa was in a raft with some random guy. They were enjoying their time out on the river. The sun danced on their skin and the water was just right. Their life jackets some how tangled together. They were just inches apart when an old lady jumps on to the raft and yells, "THEY GAYYYYYS OH THE GAYYYYYS!!" She bopped the raft with her old cane and it disappeared. In the place of the raft was a beautiful rainbow carriage that could some how float. It carried the happy couple across the river. The old lady bopped herself and turned into a beautiful drag queen. Happy pride!