Big-ass Spider

Date: 4/25/2019

I was walking to my room to get something and I saw a spider. It was about the size of the palm of my hand, and it was swinging like Tarzan on a thin rope of silk connected to the ceiling. I wasn’t expecting to see this as I walked in, so I looked at it for a moment, trying to understand what I was seeing, when it almost hit me in the face. I dodged it, luckily, and ran out of my room to find something to kill it with. I couldn’t seem to find anything. A shoe? No. The spider was too big, and there was no floor or wall to crush it against. A knife? No. I would have to be too precise. I decided to use a gun. I jogged back to my room with confidence, and stopped in the open doorway. The spider had grown so large that it almost completely filled the room. I took one quick glance, and bolted down the hallway and out the front door. At this point, I became lucid. This immediately erased any fear I had of the spider, and I decided I was going to kill it. I transformed into a giant, and I walked over to my window from the outside. The spider tore through the wall and came out screeching. I gave it one powerful punch that crushed its head and sent it flying into the horizon.