The Chicago Bears are Assholes

Date: 6/15/2018

I work at a popular italian restaurant in South Bend, and had a dream last night that the Chicago Bears defensive line came in for dinner. It was a party of about 15, and they didn't all arrive at once. Maybe one or two people would arrive at once. When they would show up that were very friendly with me, complimenting the restaurant, cracking jokes with me. I would walk them to their table, then the moment I would turn around to walk back to my host stand, one of the Bears would shove me in the back (and shove me hard, these are professional atheletes I'm talking about) and I would go flying, into the wall, or a table. When I looked back at the football players they would act like nothing happened. This happened at least 4 times. I would ask the servers if they noticed me being shoved, and they would say that they did, but they wanted to get a good tip from the party, so they weren't going to do anything about it. No use telling my boss, he isn't going to kick out a bunch of rich athletes.