flat crocodile fluid head

Date: 5/3/2018

My mom and I were in the car driving up our super long dirt driveway. When we got towards the house we saw there were a ton of deer gathered all around the house. On the porch, all over the yard, just everywhere. Among them was also this small crocodile type of thing. It was really flat and it had red eyes with thousands of tiny white pinpricks in them and no pupils. My mom got out of the car but I stayed in. As soon as she got out all the deer and the flat crocodile surrounded her and started chasing her all over the yard. I was like oh hell no this is not happening I'm not going to let some deer and a puny little croc take down my mom. So I got out of the car and scared all of the deer off but the crocodile thing would just not leave and kept trying to attack my mom so I whipped out a gun and put it to its head. My mom then put a gun to MY head and commanded me not to shoot. all of a sudden we were no longer outside but we're in the bathroom standing next the bathtub. I dropped the gun but pick the crocodile up by its tail. The crocodile and I simultaneously started shrieking. This super super high-pitched Mutual shrieking. As the crocodile thing shrieked its tiny little flat head start to fill up with fluid. Once its head was almost entirely full of fluid I chucked it into the bathtub and it exploded. The End.