The Unattached Penis

Date: 7/8/2017

This dream was ages ago but it is really funny so I decided to share it. So casually when I was in school I noticed that something wasn't quite right in my genitalia area. I quickly pulled my pants forward to have a look and my penis and balls had completely fallen off. I went to the doctors in my school uniform to save time. I was carrying my penis in my blazer pocket and everyone was looking at it and were really impressed, I don't know if they were impressed by the fact my penis was not attached to my body or because of the size. Eventually i got to the doctor and he sewed my penis and balls back on and everything turned out ok 👌.