Maid, School. She MAY Want The D ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Date: 6/26/2016

By Lovelyspoofy

I dreamt I was jerking off in the bathroom and the maid came in and shyly told me to get out because she needed to clean it up. I did not. I told her to wait for me to finish. She came in and started cleaning up around and she would look at me like she was tempted, then, she opened the door and my brother was outside so he found out I was jerking off. Another dream I had was that I was at school and it was the last class and nobody gave a fuck. Hell, the lights were off. Then when it ended, my group and I went down to the school's yard and we started playing. We were the only group out of the classrooms. The bell rang and I got in a car of somebody that used to give me a ride home everyday in real life. She told me to hurry because I was pretty slow since my backpack is really heavy (It is heavy in real life too). I got in and there where two good friends of mine. Emilio and Cristian. There was also a mailman with us who seemed like a nice guy . We then drove off and got out of school. I remember that we drove through a bunch of streets that looked like they belonged to Folsom, California. That is unrealistic because the school I am in in real life and in the dream is in Mexico. We then saw a car on fire and a guy in the ground getting beat up. He was probably dead anyways. We just drove by. We then stopped at a little store because the woman who was giving us a ride wanted something to eat. I don't remember how, but we were then in an airport. The mailman told me to follow him and we started running and doing some crazy parkour shit that, now that I think about it, was extremely unnecessary but really cool. I then fell on the ground and I blinked and all of a sudden... I am in the ground in a small courtyard where a friend was playing volleyball. (In real life we would talk a lot, but then some stupid drama happened and we slowly stopped talking to each other) She looked at me and stopped playing to talk to me. She got down on the ground next to me. She seemed to want the D ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)