What the fuck

Date: 9/17/2018

I was staying in a suite at the OKC Zoo. Our room’s window was right next to an exhibit. There were two holes in the windows and snakes kept coming in. No one at the zoo seemed to care and I was terrified. A little person came through too along with a baby elephant and other animals. Then I was at a stand up comedian competition. It was weird though because it had already aired? But we were watching the finale and Harry Styles was one of the final contestants along with Donald Trump. Who was actually a small baby like thing who was sitting in my lap because no one else wanted him in their laps. Then this guy sitting next to me and was like, “Have you seen Twin Peaks? Kyle McLachlan just walked into that building over there.”