Black Widow

Date: 3/28/2018

I was in this apartment that was kinda shabby and I had a dog, big fluffy kind, and I let him out the back to use the bathroom and there's this stack of wood by the door and there was a huge black widow in it so I was keeping my dog and myself away from it. For some reason the image kept panning back to the spider. My dog kept running around and the set up was kind of Weird so like all the backyards were connected into this big Field and one of my neighbors had their sliding glass door open so my dog ran into their house and I went to get him back. that but was really awkward cause the neighbor was cute but I just got my dog again then left? so we walk back to my back door and he tries to sniff the pile of wood so I pull him away from it but the spider got mad (and larger?) so it started chasing the dog and I tried to step on it but I missed so it went up the wall and was gonna jump on my dog so I grabbed it and all of a sudden I was wearing gloves for protection. I had it wround it's torso so it couldn't really bite me but it was trying to and it was really strong I was like wrestling with this Larger-than-normal black widow and then my sister showed up and I'm like "hey dude can I get some help here??" but then I squish it in half. so now it's in two pieces on the floor but it's front half is still moving so I step on it. (have y'all ever stepped on a black widow, them suckers crunch) and then I notice that it kinda bit me but it didn't really? like it's fangs grazed me but not like an actual puncture. so I call a Dr and they're explaining some stupid ridiculous thing like "spiders have to drink some of your blood to spit some of their venom/poison? into you. if it didn't close it's eyes when it bit you then you're good." it was really weird.