Poisonous Critters

Date: 2/10/2019

Going down stairs into a garden I grab a yellow snake from behind, near its head, then tap its head onto a lidded jar to milk out its venom. It's a regular practice so it won't have enough venom to poison anyone. The next time I do it, I've gotten lazy and there's no jar. The snake isn't happy. I'm driving at night. I've been looking at an insect in my dashboard display thinking it was normal. Because I was looking at it so much. I can't believe my stupidity when I realize that it's not a caterpillar but a centipede. Now the centipede is on top of the dash crawling towards me. Really it's crawling toward the driver side window. I slow down and flick it out the window.