That’s Gay

Date: 5/14/2024

Um, I barely remember this dream, but I was walking around my neighborhood with 2 friends when I spotted my ex. Classic red shirt black pants EMS uniform combo. He was with one of his coworkers too. Anyways, he doesn’t live in my neighborhood irl, but apparently he did in my dream. Next thing Ik we’re all sitting down on a picnic bench underneath a gazebo? Idk. Either way though, we’re chatting, and my friends & I find out my ex is living with his coworker. Btw they’re both dudes, and my ex swears he’s straight. So when he then says something that sounds kinda gay, one of my friends nudges me with their shoulder. They’re telling me something. A joke? “Oh, I’m definitely catching on” I reply, realizing the two EMS are definitely sleeping with each other. My ex then snaps at me, angry that we’re making fun of him for being gay. Thing is though, I’m allowed to cause I’m bisexual. I don’t mean it in a homophobic way, and he knows this. So what’s he gonna do? Sue me?