Date: 4/7/2016
By Eclipse
Went to pool with a random truck inside the water. Saw a guy fishing with ~20+ year old son. The guy fell into water and I caught the fishing pole. I said I didn't know how to fish. His son said he would teach me I look over and there's an airport and Delta was flying overhead. I pointed this out. The dude looked at me weirdly so I explained that I knew most of the airlines. I tried to fish. I cast the hook into the back of my neck at first. Then I cast the hook over the truck. Another guy (a lifeguard?) took my hook and dragged it towards this kid in a fish costume and tapped them on the shoulder. They grabbed the hook, jumped in, and swam. The son that was teaching me how to fish jumped in the water too and brought the fish costume kid to the edge of the water. I looked inside the costume and there were not one. Not two. BUT THREE KIDS. Three kids inside a tiny fish costume for one. Then I woke up.