the popo

Date: 4/1/2018

my county’s police department recently announced that they’re gonna be patrolling schools. i showed up to school a lil late and the cops had a whole ass TSA airport setup. they said i needed a hall pass to get in (which is ridiculous bc you can only get hall passes from teachers) so i just took a used pass off the floor and scribbled my name on it. my friends logan, blake, mikey and i were hanging out after school by a pond and the cops just started chasing us ?? we ran into an abandoned warehouse and hid. mikey and i huddled under a table but they found us :(( we got arrested and they forced us to design feng shui living room sets for our community service :(