Murder!!!

Date: 7/10/2021

I had a really bad family, like somewhere between the Bluths and the actual mafia. We needed another family out of the way for some reason, so it came down to... murder. The first one may have been sort of accidental and then it escalated, but the second one was definitely murder. We were staying under the radar pretty well, and when it came to my turn I wasn't even that nervous. It seemed easy, and my family had my back, right? So I had to kill this elderly woman. I bludgeoned her, don't remember with what. I think it was while playing chess. My whole family was there. We decided to dispose off the body in the ocean and stage it like a swimming accident. We went to the beach and there were these crazy spinning blade things, like a garbage disposal in a sink. There were fences and lots of "danger" signs and they looked easy enough to avoid, but like, why were they there??? Anyway, we went to the second one from the shore and yeeted her in. It was gruesome. It made a scene. We were all "oh my gosh 😱" and pretended like we had been trying to help her when she got disoriented or something and just jumped in. The cops were onto us from the jump. Specifically me. They were onto me. I think my acting was really bad. I was trying to act surprised and sad and I guess it didn't seem that convincing. I don't know if they had any actual evidence, but they *knew.* I was going down. And my family did not have my back! They coached me a little bit in the beginning, but when things started looking bad they just cut ties.