Death by Pringles

Date: 8/28/2019

I was with Booth and Bones, from the TV show, on a warehouse. We were investigating several cases of death by Pringles' cans. Basically, the original Pringles' cans (hollow and bottomless at this point) would fly at high speed, choose a victim, suck onto their heart area, and push the heart out from their back, leaving a round and clean see-through hole. The cans were so neat that they would "grow back" the bottom part to collect the victim's clean heart (like those anatomical pics; without all the gore). Those Pringles' cans were ruthless and yet so hygienic. There wasn't a single drop of blood at the scene.