The Chris Pratt Saga

Date: 7/4/2016

I don't remember exactly what happened but I was somehow starring in a movie with Chris Pratt. After the movie ended, it occurred to me that I was in love with Chris Pratt and I told my sister about it. She told me to go after Chris and helped me pick out an outfit. It was a super cute galaxy skirt and a striped crop top. I was about to head over the Chris' house when suddenly I remember that he as married. It took me a little while to remember who is wife was but eventually I remembered that it was Anna Farris. My sister asked me why I hadn't left yet and I was extremely embarrassed that I was about to go profess my love to a married man. It ended with me trying to figure out who I could go to profess my love to that wasn't married.